The human body has millions of specialised cells. The bloodstream itself is host to a variety of specialised cells, this is the story of one of them. Dr. Amoeba is a frustrated single-cell looking for sex. He decides that his only cause of action is to have sex with himself. But if he is going to have sex with himself he must treat himself right, before the act. Ultimately things go wrong and the good Doctor cannot control the rampant sexual activity of his clones.